The Girl Who Was Saturday

My dear Wumpick, So. The patient is questioning her attitude towards authority, and you are not sure what to do with it? I can almost he...

y dear Wumpick, Yes, the simple life is an excellent opportunity—like Gnosticism in the Ancient World and Manicheism in the Dark ...

  y dear Wumpick, Your patient is preparing for Christmas.   Ah, Christmas!   The season of joy.   The season of giving.   The sea...

[On occasion, when I produce some fictional missive or dialogue for this blog, I feel it necessary to remind my readers that the persons rep...

My Dear Wumpick, So, your patient is dissatisfied with her current situation?  Certain duties attendant upon her state in life, or at any...

My Dear Wumpick, So, your patient is going through one of those troughs that the man from Belfast described in his scurrilous, indecent, a...

My dear Wumpick, So, your patient has embarrassed herself, and you are enjoying her humiliation.  I have nothing against that, of course...

My Dear Wumpick, I find it rather ironic, all this talk of yours about making your patient "safe."  Of course you would like yo...

My dear Wumpick, So, has your patient made any New Year’s resolutions this time round? And how are they going? Please inform me at your e...

My Dear Wumpick, Of course, you must expect your patient to be excited about—that day. She is a Christian, and it is only natural that he...

My dear Wumpick, I do wish you would stick to your time table. The fact is that none of my advice will do you any good if you do not se...

My dear Wumpick, I closed my last letter with a promise, you may recall, to look at the temptations your woman faces in living within the...

My dear Wumpick, The one thing you must on no account forget is that your patient is a Woman. You must never assume that merely because a...

In an admittedly dubious and belated homage to Labor Day, with respect to those who've done this sort of thing far better (including M...