Apologies to anyone who enjoys
this blog’s more … cultured posts. Our
usual content will (the spheres aligning) return next week. Meanwhile, enjoy a practicum in parental
calculus.
The time: Some months past.
The place: A small townhouse.
The scene: One baby.
I was never too worried about the
environmental impact of diapers.
And yes, I have seen Wall-E.
I don’t know how long it will be
before we’re shuttling rubbish off into space, but with rocket flights going
commercial and Peter Thiel with a finger in the White House pie, it can’t be
that long, can it? And I’m pretty sure
that disposed diapers will be one of the first things we launch. Probably before nuclear waste. Maybe right after banana peels. Jupiter could use a new moon or two, no?
So, no, call me Scrooge or
possibly a cock-eyed optimist, but the environmental impact of disposable
diapers never bothered me.
that cloth and
disposable diapers are roughly similar in impact.
There are, however, two other
reasons for using cloth diapers which applied (or I thought they applied) in
our case: money and aesthetics.
Aesthetics first. Even though I’m not morally distressed by
throwing things away when necessary, I don’t like the idea of throwing things away. I do
like the idea of reusing things, giving them to other people who will use them,
etc. I’m convinced recycling is usually
not worth it; but I sort of wish it were, because I just don’t care for the
idea of landfills. So the thought of not
having to haul eighty pounds and twenty cubic feet of wetness to the bins at
the end of the street every seven days (I may exaggerate slightly, particularly since I didn’t always do the hauling) was
aesthetically appealing.
The cute diaper covers,
which are probably what you thought
I meant by “aesthetics,”
I could care less about.
The money was another
matter. It is most definitely possible
to save money with cloth diapers … especially when one is given an
experimentally-sized stash for free. But
even if one has to spend money for the whole set up, cloth diapers come out
ahead, as long as you accept the fact that you don’t need super-special
accessories. Behold the calculus:
32 flannel receiving blankets
(ditto—and yes, these work better than standard inserts): $80
Grand total of additional items
needed for cloth diapering one child: $247.
I’m not counting the
trashcan (aka, cheaper-than-buying-a-diaper-pail),
trashcan liners, and
baking soda, because you’ll want those with disposables too.
But you could do all
that for two years for about another $200.
And what about disposables? Assuming your child stops using diapers at
two years old (admittedly, an optimistic assumption), how much would you spend
on them? It turns out that 6 diapers per
day x 0.24 per diaper x 365 x 2 = $1051.20.
N.B. If you can get
your diapers in bulk, and are willing to buy non-premium
but still standard
brands—i.e., the bottom end of Pampers or Huggies—
your cost for
disposables can be lower—as low as 0.15/diaper.
So by using cloth diapers,
assuming that you’re funding all this yourself, you save $804.20 over the
course of two years. Obviously, if you
can reuse that cloth diaper set for another baby, or if your toddler continues
to wear diapers past age two, you’re looking at even more savings. So it should be pretty clear why I considered—and
tried—cloth diapering, albeit with a mostly borrowed “stash”.
But there’s something else in
play besides money: time. Cloth
diapering takes a lot of time. For one thing, you are looking at a couple of
extra changes per day; for another, those cute little flat blankets need to be
folded into those cute little covers (unless, of course, you’ve bought
all-in-one diapers … for beaucoup bucks more).
And you’re going to need to stain-treat those lovely flats, either by
spraying them or rubbing them or hanging them out in the sun, unless you’re
willing to have them just be … unlovely.
Over the course of a week, assuming that you’ve got it all figured out
and things are running smoothly and swiftly, you’re looking at …
Spraying, washing, and hanging to
dry: 8 diapers x 7 days x 20 sec./diaper = 18.67 min.
Folding/reassembling (either at
once, or ad hoc): 8 diapers x 7 days x 15 sec./diaper = 14 min.
Extra diaper changes per week: 2
extra diapers x 7 days x 2 minutes = 28 min.
Grand total of additional time
required for a skilled cloth diaperer each week: 60.67 min.
A mere extra hour, you say? What’s the big deal? You spend five or six hours of “fun time” on
Facebook and Netflix anyway?
Well, maybe you do (and maybe those
quotation marks are a topic for another blog post). But unless you’re actually replacing that “fun time” with cloth
diapering, the comparison doesn’t hold water.
For me, changing diapers and doing laundry is work, and I’m more likely
do it in place of other work—making this an economic problem. One hour per week x 52 weeks per year x 2
years = 104 additional hours of diapering with cloth. And those cloth diapers saved you … about
$800 dollars. In other words, you’d be earning
eight dollars an hour in the extra hours required to use cloth diapers.
For some families, this might
make economic sense. But this makes no
economic sense for me, since I can
usually get additional freelance writing/editing work at three times that rate. I doubt I could cobble together forty hours a
week of such work—but I don’t want that much work anyway, given baby plus
dissertation—and I certainly could
(1) add a couple additional hours to the five or ten per month when I’m already
writing/editing for pay, (2) buy the disposable diapers from this pocket money,
and (3) come out financially and temporally ahead of where I would have been if
I had worked those hours in cloth diaper land.
Mind you, when it comes to
certain products and experiences, I’m not opposed to “wasting” time in the
economic sense. I love baking, but I am
under no illusions that my biweekly bagel experience is actually any
economically more beneficial that cloth diapering. The same goes for every dress and pair of
pants that I hem. But baking and mending, however economically injudicious, make
me happier, while cloth diapering—doesn’t.
And when you put that fact together with the fact that cloth diapering
also doesn’t pass the family’s fiscal CBA …
2 comments:
Haha, your cold hard cost analysis brings warmth to my cold northern-European heart.
Glad to have warmed the icy cockles.
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